medusaD:
"He likes my invention! Just like the hand dryers, only these dry your ass!" (I dunno)
medusaD:
Allergic to Chapstick.
PrezGAR:
That tree ape, he did things to me that I find objectionable.
sabcat:
This species inflates her lips to three times their normal size to scare off predators.
GlitterRock:
Get the Red out with new Visine Clear-Eyes...
medusaD:
"Yeah, yeah. You big, strong, man you. *sigh*"
DanZero:
The other 3 are on break... may I take your bags?
medusaD:
"...the hel?!? your bulge is bigger than mine!!"
Indomitus:
It's oozing something. Could be sexuality, if it wasn't green and viscous.
PrezGAR:
Aloha. I am a friendly native, bringing you fruit processed by Virtucon
sabcat:
"Make seven up yours? This guy must be killed!"
PrezGAR:
Lexx, destroy John Travolta's career. I'm sorry, Stan, Battlefield Earth just did that.
shanky:
"How did your nuts hold up?"
MSTieLyn:
"Well today was a good day, I set a new record."
Buffafuoco:
I love you, Pearl, but you kiss like a duck.
Agent_Moldy:
High Priestess, Church of the Garfunkel.
GlitterRock:
A half-second later, and Stanley felt the potato hit the back of his head....
GersonK:
"I think this might be the start of a wonderful friendship."