soth:
"May God have mercy on his immortal soul. The wedding reception will be at..."
cambria36:
Jack Lemmon catches the gallon of milk inadvertantly tossed in his direction.
Indomitus:
Meanwhile, at Freeservers, another website meets it's destiny.
JohnSteed:
Lucky Luciano tries to get some "friends" into the Lost World...
saraphin:
Lucky Luciano explains to his guests the finer points of doily placement.
Little_Laff:
I hate movies where they show a guy at the urinal! It's not right! What if he had zipper problems?
JohnSteed:
Maximus has another flashback to his damn wheat fields...
saraphin:
Taylor proves his homo-sapien superiority to the chimpanzees with a proper formal place setting.
cyoungdahl:
Late in life, Luke Skywalker dozed off in a hammock and dreamed of his glory days crashing Hollywood premieres with Yoda.
JohnSteed:
One's a hair model for Vidal Sasoon, the other's a Mob Informant Together, they're "Suave and Snitch!" Crime has been warned...
HRPuffenstuff:
"You should have traded in your gun for a weed wacker." "Tell me about it."
Saltydog:
"No, I don't know what pterodactyl droppings look like. Why?" "You are about to find out, my friend."
saraphin:
The Great White Hunters meet the boys from Deliverence.
HenryBemis:
Listening for the Call of the Wild...
saraphin:
"Man! With this yellow cab paint job, old Chitty-Chitty is cherry!"
Unreality:
"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" "Fondle, carress!" "Shut up, Phil."
KINGDINOSAUR:
Paraplegic Playhouse Presents: "Lawrence of Arabia" starring Christopher Reeve.
DiscoBoy:
They tried to explain to Pavoratti that just because something was red, didn't mean it was cherry flavored. But he wouldn't listen...