screaming_fist:
"I should've been in an old Star Trek episode. I look great in soft light and velour."
Aquila9896:
He shudders at the sight of her flashing him.
Aquila9896:
An early Gameboy model.
nedthenanite:
Chocalate Fox: Private Eye.
Goldfinger:
"I just don't understand why my fish died. I did everything right- fancy tank, filter, expensive food... Water! I forgot the water, dammit!"
Goldfinger:
Another satisfied graduate of the Christian Slater acting school.
warm_pepsi:
"God I hate that annoying beeping and pinging, I KNOW THE DOOR IS OPEN! SHUT UP!"
Vorvon:
John-Boy is THE CROW!
rickubis:
Honey? Would you please pass another helping of the genetically-enhanced tomatoes, please? They're GREAT!
amycamus:
The sad last days of Ronald McDonald.
AeonFlux:
"It's a Slushie. Jesus gave it to me."
Generik:
Indiana Jones unwittingly stumbles onto the Sacred Shrine of Nehi...
cambria36:
Guess which urine sample is the Hulk's?
amycamus:
"First, I'd like you to take these 5,000 post-it notes and organize them alphabetically and by color." (typical task on every temp job I ever had)
Generik:
The Ziggy Stardust Mystery Movie.
Starluck:
Pygmyplanetophobia: The Fear of little planets nearby.
Saltydog:
"We done it! We finished puttin' this puzzle together in only five weeks!" "Yeah, and it said two to four years on the box!" "We the MAN!"
Generik:
Assuming the position, Michelle waits for Satan to come into focus and sodomize her again like he did last summer.