WEIRD_1:
Imperial, spread of kings
Loodvig:
Yes, in medieval times, it was custom to droop beef
Amon:
Hey... What happened to the 4 on Stanley's hat?
Amon:
Hey. I thought this was Xena, not Earth 2!
Loodvig:
John Bobbit's recurring nightmare.
Fuquad:
"Xena... Xena... Xena... XENA!!!" "WHAT???" "Can I wear the skimpy little leather outfit?" "No!!"
Amon:
"Yeah, I pretty much whooped Hercules' butt..."
WEIRD_1:
on second thought, I'll pass on the circumcision
Amon:
"How many times do I have to tell you damn kids? Rinse the mop OUT when you are DONE!"
GersonK:
La Buffola shot
Amon:
"Do ya have a hoe?" "Well, now that Xena's in town I do."
WEIRD_1:
Dana Plato, warrior teen-ager
Amon:
Oh my God! Fess Parker is DEAD!
YibbleGuy:
. o O "Smallmouth bass. SMALLMOUTH BASS. God, Xena is TERRIBLE at Charades."
Amon:
Yo momma breasts are so big, she gotta have a horse collar to hold them up!
Torgone:
Now THAT'S Texas style chili! Yee frickin Ha!
Amon:
The Tin Man was one of Xena's warriors?
YibbleGuy:
In tonight's episode, the Tin Man seeks a heart, the scarecrow, and Xena seeks the courage to jump Gabrielle's bones.