amycamus:
But as Lizzie Borden took the stand and denied everything, the strange shadow of an ax fell across her.
Rusty_04:
See the world through the eyes of a drunk!
Thismeanssomething:
So, come here often? ....I'm a Taurus you know, what's your sign?
Thismeanssomething:
Idiot! You can't buzz the tower in a bulk freighter.
Bassmann:
"Okay let's review: the rib bone's connected to the back bone. Are you with me here?"
TS2000:
Scott Baio really let himself go.
Amon:
"A *KISS*? Golly, I don't know."
Amon:
"Maybe a couch or a plant. Something to make it feel more cozy. What do you think?"
sabcat:
He has his lip pulled over his nose so now he knows what womens' labor pains are like. Bill Cosby was right!
Amon:
"It's all right. It could happen to anyone. Here, take this Viagra. We can try again in a few minutes, okay?"
sabcat:
"You're dressed like a goldfish! Why?"
Amon:
Get your sorry ass away from Faith Hill!!! She's mine! You hear me?! MINE!
chopsticks:
So Paul was right, a few Singapore Slings and this dumb broad reminisces about Charlie's Angels
Amon:
"Listen up, Hal Linden. Tell me where the secret hideout is, or I'll drop you at a 45 degree angle again."
sabcat:
Stewie: "Let's play hangman. Try and guess the word before your oxygen runs out." "Is there a *GASP!*
Bassmann:
"It's de plane... de plane!" (CUT! Okay, once again and don't forget to point!)
chopsticks:
Thanks for the Poncho man, but I really don't feel much like meditating to Yanni music right now. Maybe we can just smoke some blow.
chopsticks:
Singing "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk"