FredPAC:
Director: "John Stop that! You're still on the air!!!"
Amon:
"Hey everyone! That guy up there's going bald!"
RedHawk32:
oO No, he's not pointing at me. Just don't make eye contact, and he'll go away... Oo
screaming_fist:
"So I told the punk to step away from the motherboard, then I winged him with my soldering iron."
Amon:
"Whoa, whoa, people. It was a joke, alright? No harm done... Everyone sit down."
screaming_fist:
*cough* "Please... no more make-up..." *cough cough*
AustinThreeSixteen:
John Edward gets down with his funky self.
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Someone looks like they need a hug!"
Leapgirl2001:
"I'm coming, Honey! I just have to exit this portal..."
Ramon3k:
Years of hard living have left the GoGo's bitter.
Ramon3k:
'MOSES.' "Yes Lord?" 'MOSES, YOU LEFT YOUR SANDALS UP HERE.'
SpaceToast:
The dead are not amused by your antics.
NewsBeat02:
No, no... I'm getting T. Does someone have the T connection, like Tommy or Tampax?
MAKITA988:
No, I'm getting something along the lines of C... does anyone have a connection to a C? "I have Chlamydia." No, that's not it.
NewsBeat02:
We have been together, yes... But why does my mom want to know that? She's still messing with my love life from her grave!
MAKITA988:
ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NewsBeat02:
And I regret it to this day!
mt3kim:
Your wife was a dancer, huh? A stripper... mmmmmmm...