Miasima1:
"Giant floating head, is that you???"
KIPPAGE:
"Hah! Ah told my wife to buy me some bullets for mah gunnn. This is a .44 and she got 30.06 shells. Damn thangs won't fit!"
Miasima1:
Jack Palance prays for a comeback
KIPPAGE:
"What the hell is this shit on the Ritz crackers. It's not Cheez-Whiz, it tastes like donkey jism!"
bd180:
The mom is so tired of hearing her kid complain, she accidentily drives into the sun
JohnSteed:
"My God, my vacation photos are after me!!!"
jeoboy:
Get your own peeping booth.
BoySetsFire:
"So I hear that this Mile High Club thing is between flight attendants too."
JohnSteed:
"Sorry. The last time I flew, I was in a helicopter and Stallone dropped me off a cliff..."
Amon:
"I'm sorry, sir. We don't allow the book "Betty Bigguns and the Brests of Doom" in coach. You'll have to upgrade to first class."
Aravynandrea:
This, sir, is what we call a dose of woop ass. We give it to those special neurotic passangers who get on our nerves everytime they ring that call bell.
jeoboy:
Betty got her first modem on her 6th birthday...
JohnSteed:
Why God made decompression
ytsim:
Your death is upon you! Flee before the living doll from hell! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
BoySetsFire:
Nothing like a W. C. Fields action figure to turn your child into a sexist drunken second-rate bastard.
Amon:
"And in other news, Santa Claus has been spotted flying over Santa Carla..."
Aravynandrea:
You know... when I put my glasses on and can see you better... you're still ugly.
JohnSteed:
"You wouldn't throw a man with glasses off the plane, would you?"