The_Moatas:
"Break one-nine, there's a bear in the air."
CapMidnight:
"Too bad about the victim. Quite the /flower/ arrangement…" "Yes. What senseless /violets/."
Enapov:
Bob soon found a bottle of immodium and the delusions went away...
Enapov:
My sperm is still rockin the farm!
Enapov:
Break through that condom... Show that cervix who's boss!
UnReality:
"What's it do, Hank?" "I dunno. But them pistons is givin' me a hard-on."
AlegGariepy:
They get their lemonade strategy ready after huddling: "1-2-3 BREAK!"
amycamus:
"At last! A cocktail made from a single drop of every alcohol known to mankind! Cheers!"
RoninM:
"Damn kids and their handshakes. Is it fist-bump, fist-bump, clasp, hug, pat, slide, snap, or fist-bump, slap, fist-bump, clasp, hug pat, slide, snap?"
AlegGariepy:
Wanna check if it's a pullet or a cockrel? Here, take a look.
AlegGariepy:
The Diarrhea Emergency Kit.
AlegGariepy:
(typical 50s narrator) Now wait, Jimmy. That's not how you get your milk! At least that's not how they produce it at the dairy farm. Here, let me show you!
AlexGariepy:
Uh huh, "Sailor Moon" this ain't.
TrezKu:
.oO(Man, which apartment is Gabriel holding that party...?)
AlexGariepy:
I am Noman Sr., may I take your order? "I'll have a bur-" STERILIZE! STERILIZE!
amycamus:
Well, he WOULD have been an exemplary robot, were it not for his fondness for the bottle.
E_the_E:
"Leave Robert Denby ALONE!!!"
screaming_fist:
"There has to be a better way to have a prostate exam."