amycamus:
"Ohmagawd! You're wearing original 'E.T. the Extraterrestrial' shoelaces! Do you have any idea how much those are worth on eBay?!"
amycamus:
Wally Cox reminisces about Mamie Eisenhower.
Gowest:
The building blocks of any facist society
Generik:
Two of the three building blocks for the Bush administration...
amycamus:
"You see, Mr. President, if we can contain the former by emphasizing the latter, we can increase our power exponentially."
CrazyBob:
...and then they inserted the anal probe... it really hurt!
amycamus:
"Lemme just clear all these glasses of Southern Comfort out of the way, and I'll be back with your Savigny-Narbentons '69 burgundy."
Generik:
Jimmy gathered up all his Rage from the malt shop table, inspiring Fear in his fellow classmates, then fled out the front door, leaving them all with just a big helping of "What the Fuck?"
she said i say:
"Okay, I'm all bent over... you can use me as a table now... Guys?"
she said i say:
"I know you're upset that Chaka Khan stopped putting out albums, but you've got to go on with life, Madge!"
Generik:
"Have fun on your date, dear. Be sure to get home before 11, and don't let Jimmy put his hands where they don't belong. Oh, and just so you know - your ass looks pretty fat in that dress."
DrEbeneezerForrester:
A young Osama Bin Laden plans to hijack his model train...
porpoise:
Mommy, I'm really not hungry. I don't want anymore masticated food from you.
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Okay, Halfy. Get to bed."
DrEbeneezerForrester:
Oh, my God! There's a fingernail in my eggs! And a hair! And a cigarette butt! Oh, hey... Bacon...
cam36allYeFaithful:
Manicure, big guy?
cam36allYeFaithful:
Oh, no... that guy has an ass like a baboon.
LauraPrancer:
"Have you been putting on some weight, Tai?!" "Shut up and finish the routine! This rink is getting colder!"