Racerex:
"Polar Bear Club!!?? Who thought up this crap? Get me outta here, I'm FREEZING!!!!!"
UpSky2:
Mystery Meat Packing factory - the greasy-pale details
UpSky2:
The little teeny sprites carefully painting a boletus mushroom's cap brown
UpSky2:
One test tube will make you larger, and one will make you small. And all four of them together, make you sleepy to death.
MrAtomik:
"My disguise seems to be working Scoutmaster, people really seem to think I'm a young woman!" "Good work Billy, now lets earn you that kissing merit badge."
MrAtomik:
Inventing Situations... Starring ME!
OhHolyDarkOracle:
Yeah! DDT poisoning is MUCH safer!!!
LaurelWreathPowers:
"This will be the most magnificent Shirley Temple ever!"
Racerex:
"And Worry is leading Death by two lengths.......!!"
Racerex:
"Say, you're not my head!"
Racerex:
...not to mention the baldness, which is also a threat to the fertility of humans.
psychosanta:
Bizet's "Carmen Vs. The Great Depression"
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Al Bundy -- shoe salesman, high school football hero, toilet flusher.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Failed attempt at PUMAT-ing.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Walter Himmelmeyer, the world's foremost celebrated loomist, will now perform the Minuet in G.
BleuXmas:
Wow, it says here that bulemia is an acceptable, if limiting lifestyle...
Upstarta_Clause:
"...Then the wars will start. Blood, death, famine. Before you know it, total annilhation worldwide. You will have doomed us all..." "Dude! It's just a late library book. I'll return it tommorow..."
beckett:
"Um, on second thought, why don't you just hang on to those huddled masses, okay?"