MrZyzyk:
"Hello, Domino's? I'd like a dozen orders of Twisty Bread and Cinnamon Dots... yes, this is Mrs. Brown, I'm having a crisis..."
DangerKittySpanksEasterBunny:
Picture proof that Judy Garland didn't just have pills for breakfast!
amycamus:
Ever put a couple of pork chops in the vegetable bin and then check on them in eight months?
amycamus:
Man, I can't wait to retire to Florida and get a place right on the beach.
fox_064:
"Let's see how you boys like IT!"
fox_064:
"They cancelled Ranger Joe the day we were going to be on."
JurassicPork:
Little Billy Aiken painfully tells the story of when he was bitten by a far-sighted vampire...
JurassicPork:
Papa's kettle is too hot, Momma's kettle is too cold, but the littlest one if *just right*...
JurassicPork:
Today on the Essence of Emeril, tips on making wafers from Pope John Paul II!
gleeb:
Rain! The crops are saved!
Matteus:
Well, at least there are no Teletubbies popping up.
gleeb:
Can I interest you in some insurance from The Hartford?
Matteus:
The Iraqi farmers claimed to shoot this down as well
Mercutio_Jones:
Marlon Brando nearly collapses under the weight of his shopping list.
DangerKittySpanksEasterBunny:
Property of the Taco Bell Corporation...
Mercutio_Jones:
John Malkovitch IS Anton Levey in "The Maltese Falcon Goes to Hell"
Zee:
Hey, is that a less-dreary existence over there?
Amon:
God points to the sinner's house.