gleeb:
Uh, Frank, do you have to ride my ass like that?
gleeb:
Our mountain-razing project has only one state left!
TyranosaurisRex:
The pressure of being both Superman and Clark Kent takes it toll.
da_upstart:
"My x-ray glasses can see you cheating back there, Private Jones."
da_upstart:
"Today's episode of Sesame Government Experimental Lab is bought to you by the letter 'A' for Anthrax..."
beckett:
Bing Crosby, LaGuardia, John Dillenger and FLOYD THE BARBER???
144b:
Keep working! Kathy Lee wills it so!
144b:
Each one of our hand made condoms are sewn to the precise measurements.
Racerex:
"Funny how that roast looks a bit like... Oh, no! Noooo!! Rusty!! Rusty!!!"
GersonK:
o/~ All we are saying is give peas a dance
GizM:
Cool, they're showing the Range Game. Now remember, don't press the button till you're sure, because we can't start it again for another 27 hours.
evetsggod:
Men... Always grabbing their nuts...
BlakHat1:
% I hope that somone gets my message in a boootle! % (too bad he's in Arkansas..)
Mercutio_Jones:
Ah, hell, looks like "Geezer Stew" is on the dinner menu again!
Mercutio_Jones:
The puppies failed to understand Mike and Timmy's urgent pleas to let them out of the cage.
Mercutio_Jones:
Woooo, I am the ghost of the annoying booger-eating kid who sat behind you in 3rd grade and stole your glue, woooo!
Chebby:
"I call it 'Native American Bobsled Team'." " We all got a dream, eh?"
Mr_Grant:
The DuPont Co. Marchers Salute Chemical Weapons!