screaming_fist:
"This just in. Strap-ons are not to be used with duct tape."
Humoriste:
It's Lee's New Press-On Dildo! No duct tape involved at all!
Angel_Noir:
Background shot for the lesbian Pilgrim porno "Hornacorpia."
FryGirl:
Dance of the Seven Tablecloths
Humoriste:
Let the Lesbian Games commence!
Angel_Noir:
Proudly unable to sacrifice a virgin for 150 years.
Amon:
Natural instincts took over, and fifty years later there was a thriving civilization on Gilligan's Island.
screaming_fist:
On the Discovery Channel: Filipino Lesbian Tinikling Dancers Hooked On Duct Tape.
Angel_Noir:
Let the "Running of the Lesbians" begin!
screaming_fist:
"Hang on while I get my strap-on and some tape."
Humoriste:
Excluded from the Lesbian games, Pierre takes his dildo and goes home. *sigh*. Another four years.
shanky:
"I hope that Mr. Rourke grants me my lesbian fantasy."
screaming_fist:
"Gawd, I wish I coulda stayed home with the rest of the lesbians."
Humoriste:
That Uncle Ben, he one bad motherf*cker. Make me bend over all day!
Amon:
Obviously the gal on the end must be new here. She doesn't know what it means when Kim Jong-Il says "ATP!"
shanky:
"Did everybody bring their strap-ons?"
Angel_Noir:
"Do you reject Satan and all his evils?" "*Ahem!*" "Er, except lesbians?" "Fuck yeah!"
screaming_fist:
Brought to you by the Council of Agrarian Lesbian Strappers.