Dankerella:
Doctor, what time is it in Holland right now? How about Spain? This is fun! Safety Town?
MrAtomik:
Now when I open this air valve, raw eggs will shoot out of this tube and smash themselves on your chest... it'll be fun!
MrAtomik:
Tectonic plate breast enhancements
cambria36:
Actually, it's a prop I rescued from a "Gozilla" movie set.
cambria36:
The sign should read "Kinky Jou," which is French lab where miniature camels are repeatedly goosed.
DrClayForrester:
Er... Nevermind these pictures... I, uh, got 'em from Pete Townsend...
LauraPowers:
Martha Stewart's worst nightmare. "There's no color and it's all disorganized!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
DrClayForrester:
If you ain't got a pizza and some ribs somewhere in that coat you gotta go, lady...
LauraPowers:
"It's about time. You're an hour late. Don't I get it free after 30 minutes?"
DrClayForrester:
Uh, Mitchell? My boot's stuck to the carpet... It looks like it got stuck in... OH MY GOD!!!
LauraPowers:
"Wow, Mitchell. I didn't know anyone could pass gas out of both holes at the dame time. Your one talented man." "You know it."
LauraPowers:
"MMmmmm... jerkey... and malt liquor..."
DrClayForrester:
Here, ya got somethin' stuck between your teeth... Looks like meat... Lemme get that for ya...
LauraPowers:
I was sodomized by the invisible man. It was infinately better then what Mitchell did to me.
DrClayForrester:
Try as she might, Linda Evans cannot escape the funk of Joe Don Baker.
DrClayForrester:
What the... He keeps butter pats in his condom drawer?
DrClayForrester:
Let's all just hope and pray that the seams don't give out on his towel...
LauraPowers:
"Hey little buddy. I know I can't see you anymore, but good job tonight. You lasted nearly 30 seconds!"