ABServo:
Here comes someone who can help you!
ABServo:
as The Beaver!
LongLiveRock:
This concert today is brought to by the Letter K!
chebwa:
"You will play Simon... or you will die."
ABServo:
Stand back, or I'll destroy you with this giant Pop Tart!
LongLiveRock:
Oh, mom's fixing leftovers
GlitterRock:
Even KISS can't resist the allure of a Whitman Sampler box!
YibbleGuy:
"Not kill I. The Chamber Of The Ages--destroyed! Stop using my eggs for bowling balls, dammit!" Tune in tomorrow, for another "Horta Editorial."
GlitterRock:
Two girls who will inevitably end up backstage....
ABServo:
DNA works on their next album...
BlakHat1:
Is the robe really necessary? His makeup is already SPF 9000!
ElectraAlan:
"I'll sue! I'll sue! Tammy Fay Baker's gonna be sorry she tried to steal my look."
ABServo:
o\~TUSK!!!... ...DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!!... o\~
BlakHat1:
Ain't it Grand?
GlitterRock:
San Dimas High School welcomes Christy Canyon!