Loodvig:
"Damn you Martians. I WILL conquer you!"
Occupant:
I see them when they're sleeping! I know when their awake! I know if they've been bad or good! GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
SpiffyGuy:
Almost 1700 years after Constantine saw the sign in the sky that inspired him to convert to Christianity, Mel sees a less inspirational but still baffling sign.
jimrob:
Ohhh, I'm a teenage bimbo that can't sing...
GuloGulo:
Poor Gramps feng-shuied his bedroom right out of existence.
Amon:
*Custer* "Whatta ya talkin' about? There ain't no Indians around here!"
alexgariepy:
Or, if you want the other side. Little Mao's Red Book, Adventures in Communism.
YetiMan:
Great. All we need: hairy, stinky stoned, ghosts lying about the place bitching about world peace but not doing anything about it.
amycamus:
"Here we are sir, Room 666. I'll just put your baggage over on the pyre. If there's anything you need - more brimstone, a nice bottle of vintage gasoline..."
Amon:
I think Sam is enjoying this leap a little too much.
Generik:
Yeah, so be careful not to step in it.
Loodvig:
Last time on 'Head Butting Celebrities', Lenny Kravitz made a B-line for Christina Aguliera...
BitShifter:
...and this is your brain on Texas. Any questions?
Heisenberg:
Let me guess: yet another Pentium III ad...
Amon:
Tell me about it. It's very distracting, and makes it next to impossible for me to cap.
BitShifter:
She can use the same number in 20 years for a Psychic Hotline...
JediClone:
Do you like to blur reality, melt into nothingness, or maybe just blend in with your surroundings?
BitShifter:
Authentic 60's acid trip footage comes with the CD...