screaming_fist:
What's worse, the instructions are in Japanese.
shanky_panky:
"Ah, here it is. My recipe for making ice cubes."
LakeSpeed:
Papa's Choice of either whipping your ass or whooping your ass only $9.99.
claimdude:
...Magic Johnson gets an unwelcome and very different Valentine's Day card.
Special_K_27:
Wow, I think this "Lexx" is in my Spanish class.
BlakHat1:
Gary Bauer... one vote at a time, even if he has to buy you dinner first.
YingYang:
Papa chose that Asian slut of a sea captain, and left me and Momma...
YingYang:
Dr. Smith as a child: "Someday my robot friend and I shall have our way with a young prodigal boy..."
animebabe:
"People say that dating outside your age range is bad... but I got a hot mamma who keeps me in newtons... life is sweet!"
Fuquad:
"Oh yeah!! I was at a strip club in Texas, and a woman with knockers THIS BIG got in my face, and I almost suffocated in that chest!!"
animebabe:
"...and the doctor said that it was the bleach that soaked into my brain that caused my breasts to stick together like that..."
animebabe:
NEW! Mustache B-Gon! Easy application, and no messy lotions or waxes!
Fuquad:
*Rrrrip* BEATLEJUICE!!!
GersonK:
"Must prepare offering for my lord, the great and powerful Cos"
Loodvig:
"Uhh... they're magically delicious?"
RodRocket:
New from Nabisco -- BEEF NEWTONS
LMAO:
"Get down there, young man! You know your duty!"
1600:
She's got quite a dazzling set of... teeth.