Amon_ster:
2 artery blockages for $2.00?! What a deal!
jondapicam:
Next on Sightings: Haunted Perrenials and Annual Dopplegangers
Amon_ster:
A look inside of The Doctor's refrigerator.
jondapicam:
My friend's wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.
Meldrick:
"Geico say dress make you look fat. Don't like what you cook for dinner. Think sex with you pretty average."
zoser:
Cap me... if you're capper enough
Johnny_Crichton:
Abstract art. "My Letter C." Approx. Value: $32, 823, 624.39
jondapicam:
Oh, Sh**! It's that rich horny widow again!
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Something's moving around in this!" Scenes from Stephen "Hack" King's "Children of the Popcorn".
JediClone:
*gasp!* My psychic was RIGHT! My phone bills really DID go up a lot!
Meldrick:
Win Ben Stein's artifical body parts.
UnReality:
It's in the Bible, don'tcha know.
Meldrick:
Gee, I thought life demanded carbon, iron, sodium, H2O...
Raven_Poe:
So that was Jeffery Dahmer's secret ingrident!
treefrog:
Haha! The Handy Dandy Scumbag Detector!
E_B_A:
Pigpen is vanquished forever with the installation of a new security feature for the Peanuts gang.
Soozcat:
If the Duke boys tested vehicles for Ford.
UnReality:
"So, come here often?" "No, usually I use a tissue."