YingYang:
PUMAT David Arquette, a tyradactyl, and a toothpick...
geekenstien:
Acid taking hottie. 'nuff said.
evetsggod:
So does that mean that even a bear could wipe its ass with it?
YingYang:
What's the hottest mini-series coming to Sci-Fi? Uh..."Leprechaun Sexcapades"?
TyranosaurisRex:
The guy that ran the crematory in Georgia needed to watch this.
RedHawk32:
*sobbing* Oh no, I just got invited to that John Edward show!
Gern:
My wife looks alarmingly like Julia Roberts, don't you think? Go ahead, hate me. You know you want to.
Short_Round:
"It's Praxus, sir. It just blew." That was two movies ago!
Gern:
OH MY GOD, THAT CAT IS HUGE! Oh... Optical illusion.
Short_Round:
Kiddie Porn. How could you, Sci Fi?
Short_Round:
.oO (I don't feel like cremating this corpse. I'll just throw it in the lake behind the mortuary. No one will know. And it's just one body. No harm done.)
Short_Round:
Number 2 way to know if the eggs have been in your refrigerator too long.
Gern:
You don't even have to buy anything! We're just giving away cash. Please. We're lonely.
Dunxie:
"Nice doggie. Give me my hand back... good doggie."
Short_Round:
"Land Rover, Land Rover, send the Discovery right over."
Dunxie:
Wuuaaagh! Bozo, I think your new makeup needs work.
Gern:
Elisabeth Shue blows her nose.
Gern:
Of course it's true what they say, but for the last time I'm not going to show you.