Amon:
Until the late 1800's, there were only six days in the week. Tuesday was deemed too dangerous until then.
Dante83:
Yes, Steve, you're crushing my head. Ha ha, that's a good one... Yeah, ow... ow... Dumbass.
ChrisBrightblade:
"I'm sorry baby! It's really never happened to me before!"
Matteus:
Looks like they got a new super annoying white boy to fill in for that other super annoying white boy
jlinhrst:
Kelly Clarkson on the 25th anniversary of American Idol.
144b:
We now join Bjork at her balet recital.
STTNGRox:
My cue in your wife's corner pocket
TJgruffs:
Yo Yo, sweet thang, you wantin' sum o' dis?
tomandcrow:
"They even put a horse's head in my enemy's bed!"
jlinhrst:
Depends just weren't working anymore. That's when I switched to 'Oops I crapped my pants.'
GunganHunter:
You know, I was hoping for another giant spider movie. Thanks again Sci Fi, keep em' coming...
delany:
Hi, I'm the man. Don't mess with me and you won't get hurt.
skilledartisanrat:
"I gotta go bail out Steven... be back in a few."
delany:
What deck are these guys on?
skilledartisanrat:
A scene from the sequel, "ET2: Judgement Day"
jildo:
You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.
DavidRyder:
It's Super Copier Man! And his sidekicks Copier Girl and Copier Boy!
Amon:
Every guy's worst fear when about to engage in a menage a trois.