dynamiteboy:
If you resemble the retarted version of Jodie Foster or another celebrity, call us...
Greidanus:
Yes, there's no evidence of withdrawal symptoms... unless if you count the suicide... d'oh!
busterkeaton:
"That number again, 4455-712-008-1... all right, what's the idea of printing this backwards??" "It's so the audience can read it, dummy!"
ICapTheCappers:
"...to fart, poop and prostitution caps? Write some REAL jokes!"
The_Seer:
Roy never stopped trying to get the gimmick where you get a look at a woman's ass by dropping something so the girl bends over to pick it up to work.
STAR_GATE:
Oral sex ... I'm going to think about it before hand next time...
jessb:
I wonder if I should burn the house down? / I wonder if Kevin is going to burn the house down?
rave358802:
...join us... feel the warm embrace of community with the MCI cult.
V2000Vortex:
Hitler's oven mitt.
Angel_Noir:
"Tell me more about the free internet, Mr. Blake." "Sure, just let me go to my car. Wait here and stand near the alley."
MrHanky:
Find the Cradle of Life with our "COL-Finder 3000"
delany:
Yeah, I'm creepy, but I still get laid whenever I want. I mean, check out these tits!
joeylovebug:
Fits right in your ass... for those on the go!
delany:
I mean, like I never even touch MYSELF there! He was gross, Debbie!
joeylovebug:
Jill's orgasms had finally reached a new high.
joeylovebug:
Marge checks her watch and notices that it's time to stuff her fat face with food again!
joeylovebug:
"Wow! You can see his ENTIRE horse cock in that shot!"
Matteus:
Don't you just want to pimp-smack any guy that wears ski caps in the summer because it's 'their look'?