KIPPAGE:
Turk wondering how he got hung 50 feet up in a tree and then he remembered the biker party, the tequila and the ground coming up at him...
Agent_Moldy:
Genesis ... Revelation -- everything else is just filler.
Agent_Moldy:
It's Scary Spice and Scary Spice in "The New Parent Trap". Only on TV From Hell.
Smoker6:
The small print says: Not available in all 50 states, offer void in Utah, must take delivery of dealer stock, rights to first-born child are non-negotiable.
KirkShatner:
Hmmm, which mouth do I want to bung my load in?
AMCrulz:
"Hi, I'm Sherry. The lady with fifteen fingers."
DuncanDisorderly:
"Cooool!!! Binaca and a lighter!!! Boss!!!"
windsong27:
Cross-dressing Taxi cab drivers, on the next Hard Copy.
HelenaHandbasket:
Ya mean the kid from 'A Christmas Story' grew up with his tongue stuck to that pole?
Halfreck:
The Zenion Effect is basically something we made up to impress the people on the west coast.
wonkabar69:
OH, man! She's in one of the first few steps in the Demonic Larval process.
vortex62:
The end result of firing the O'Connell brothers...
knocker:
Mmmm!! Noodle soup!
Meldrick:
Her tennis career over, Martina Navratolova searches the yellow pages, looking for work.
windsong27:
Meanwhile down the beach a way's at Jimmy's Chicken Shack and Massage parlor...
windsong27:
A young Ed Sullivan has time warped to ogle Jennifer Aniston.
KirkShatner:
Give yourself the gift of another place to hang clothes this Christmas
fushi:
Herbal Essence, now 20% more mind-altering drugs.