Valshiro:
The poor man's Kim Basinger.
Agent_Moldy:
THIS is what the 'V' stands for in the Marc Singer show???
rickubis:
I keep telling you. To control hairballs in a cat, feed it Drano.
Xigeous:
o/~Ta... raa... raaaaaaa... BOOM de eeee! Ta ra ra BOOM de eeee! o/~
Agent_Moldy:
"See how the black side 'fits' with the white side? Get it? Eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more?"
BurkeDevlin:
"I'm takin' you #$^&*'s out left and right!" (Unfortunately, he's referring to viewers, not aliens)
Apostic:
"Well, my broker is *blah-blah-blah*, and he says..."
BuckFifty:
Remember to catch Margot in her off, off, off Broadway debut... Scrubbing Bubbles over Broadway. "*wail* The BUBBLES! RUN! AHHHH!!!"
AndyAnime2:
Night of the Razors, Part III: If they survive, it'll be a close shave.
famousmortimer:
The White Box. It never survives the plane crash.
Bigstupid:
Why women on a diet should NEVER smoke pot.
GlitterRock:
...and as our way of saying thank you for a $10,000 donation, we'll give you this big cardboard box and this Gerber baby button.
JoeCrow:
Sometimes a man just has to be alone with his hamster
servolust:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Fujacko:
As VB and JVA met, they were filled with a great sense of blueness... an eternal pact of light marked a new beginning in the history of scifi.
Orsonwells:
For the last few weeks, this lady has been in a fog.
WhereTheFishLives:
"And you see, Honey, that is where a baby comes from. A pussy."
SpiffyGuy:
I think every guy remembers who taught him the trick of getting a bra off with one hand.