Geier:
"Turns out L. Ron Hubbard was right, after all. Ain't THAT a kick in the pants? Over."
Geier:
Of course, that's still illegal in certain states...
Amon:
"Have you found the Holy Grail, Perciful?" "Yes, and I'm keeping an eye on it..."
cscott:
Strangely, the "brain-eating spider" gag was never quite as funny as he expected it to be...
GersonK:
Fred's rooting always took the fun out of pornos for Bob.
DavidVader:
"Git een me belly."
YibbleGuy:
"I'm ugly, despite the fact that all my features are individually attractive. Paradoxical, isn't it?"
medusaD:
Photo of a capper who took a frozen grab literally.
clover:
Rubick's cube... OF THE FUTURE!!!!
YibbleGuy:
o/ "Here's the story/ Of a woman and a 3 and a soldier and a leg and a guy and a shadow and a girl and a sea/ Who were bringing up ..."
Amon:
I don't think those counterfeiters are even trying anymore.
GersonK:
Desperately looking for a cheek to pinch
DavidVader:
From Picasso's 'Gray Period...'
BuckFifty:
Utilizing the latest in 3-D technology... and Pikachu... elementary school science teachers explain Pavlov's theories...
shanky:
"Maistro, a little chin music please."
DanZero:
In 5 delicious and asfixiating flavors!
BuckFifty:
*get some milk on the way home*
Amon:
It's a message... FROM THE FUTURE!!!