darkestfire:
Next on Fear Factor: my mother-in-law's cooking.
Tsunade:
SWM seeks woman, age/sex not important, for frienship and love. Must enjoy Halloween year round. Black, waist length hair a plus.
Tsunade:
A little cold water and soap will take that right out!
blitzkrieg1701:
Oh, hello Satan! How are you doing today?
Boothy:
"I'm totally hitting on you right now... can't you tell?"
Boothy:
"Vampire? That's ridiculous. I'm just a very good looking young man, trust me."
Evil_Monkey:
Hello, I am the gatekeeper of Hell. Welcome, and remember to tip.
Evil_Monkey:
The 80's, what can ya say? Poofy Barbie Doll dresses, nightmare color coordinations, and dead bodies lying all over the tables.
Evil_Monkey:
Uurgh! Stop staring at my nipples! God, why did I come to the gay convention dressed like this?!?
shelbydodge:
Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a bartender!
StimeySupertramp:
Mulder's cold sore's view of your eye through the microscope.
shelbydodge:
To heck with my lungs, smoking is bad for my hair!
StimeySupertramp:
"Can you see the front of the line, John? Man, I can't wait until this new Starbucks opens!"
CrustyUdder:
He's playing his "air piano."
CrustyUdder:
...and so, gentlemen, this explains the "magic bullet" theory.
Zoogicub:
Making sure that all titans are haloed with stars for over 60 years.
porpoise:
Paul, are you becoming a warwolf?
Zoogicub:
Sulu's down! And he needs some coverup...