Tsunade:
"Sir, we're all going up on deck. Apparently those two Swedish girls are going skinny-dipping." "No thanks. I've got to work out these darned shoal charts."
zephyr:
Janice, that doggie doo you just stepped in is part of the crime scene, we're gonna have to turn in your shoe as evidence.
zephyr:
Behold the power of the new G5 Mac
jazz_85:
Love in the Nuclear Age
7magpies:
This was her first day at stealing bricks
7magpies:
The sideways flushing toilet was not as big as success as expected.
Datazoid1701:
This is your DNA decoded. According to this you should be Britney Spears.
Datazoid1701:
Could you cut my mashed-potatoes too, please.
brodanrants37:
Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Datazoid1701:
The Paris line of fashionable neck braces.
brodanrants37:
Images from the Tokyo Star Trek convention.
Datazoid1701:
And from the dessert sprang forth salad fixings for miles. And the Lord said, "Ranch or blue cheese?"
Datazoid1701:
On the rooftops of London - if Mary Poppins went SciFi.
KingDeath:
"Ahhh, the Firey Ritual of Captioning! Perhaps you will be renewed!"
Datazoid1701:
You ARE running for Govenor???!!! But Arnie, WE decided you weren't. You dare defy me??!!
KingDeath:
"This ain't Vin Deisel! You told me the stripper LOOKED exactly like Vin Deisel, I KNOW Vin Deisel he's NO Vin Deisel!"
BoyHowdy:
He'll be ready for the dodgeball championships soon.
KingDeath:
"Now how does that dance Go again...hmm 'My Achey-Breaky Heart....' Damn it might as well try the Macarena again!"