Matteus:
Gave myself a really bad Chinese burn when I did a windmill into a back spin...
Equinox365:
Just before going entirely mad, Harvey began playing Twister... alone... on a plain white rug.
Equinox365:
SHE: I'll have the blackened wildebeast Ravioli with scorched cream sauce. HE: Ground pepper on your salad?
Dankerella:
You sold ALL of my panties online?
Equinox365:
Never play darts with your ex.
AbortionIsMurder:
Wishing You Hadn't Eaten Ten Hot Dogs And A Bucket Of Raw Eggs Before Riding The Tilt-A-Whirl, With John Edward
AbortionIsMurder:
Shriek If Your Grandma Wants To Relieve Your Constipation!
AbortionIsMurder:
101 Fun Places To Leave A Banana Peel
DojoGrant:
"Oh, you think that's funny, eh? Well, you wouldn't like me... WHEN I'M ANGRY!!"
MoeD8:
(Arnold accent) "Go ahead... punch me... it does nothing!!!"
Zwiel17:
"Whoa, that's weird... I don't think a belly button should be this deep..."
Zwiel17:
"Just 3 weeks on the ab master and you could have deformed abdominal muscles like mine..."
Zwiel17:
"Sir, when you've finished with your flea circus tightrope walk, can we get back to work?"
Amon:
"Two words, Joel-a-rina. Deep Hurting! Right Frank?" "You betcha, Dr. F. Deep Hurting, Joel!" "Deep Hurting. Send them the movie, Frank!"
MoeD8:
What it looks like for the test subject in "Catapult 101."
Amon:
Synchronized shitting never really took off as an Olympic event...
serialzero420:
Comedy Central presents: "I'm Still With Busey"
Zwiel17:
"Ya know, I think I'd look good with a beard like that..."