GypsySwitch:
"This is our most popular holo-whore. People pay top dollar for her. She's inspired by all the green chicks that Captain Kirk would always bang."
hapshetsut:
"I'm pretty great, huh?"
Itzart:
Paul and Ringo wait as Dr. Finman reanimates John and George.
GypsySwitch:
"Hey, it's that midget from Twin Peaks." "Oh, crap. Now things are going to get weird."
porpoise:
She converted the exoskeleton of her last pet into a nifty shop tool.
GypsySwitch:
"I'm here to help you, Billy." "Hey, you're Bobbi Phillips! Can I look down your shirt?"
GypsySwitch:
"Next person to look down my shirt gets a head full of lead!"
karsynogyn:
and then, when she's asleep, this knife will slice right thru that leather...
karsynogyn:
Bob, aren't those Mary's leathers? And gee, they fit you well...
Sociotard:
When I said he oughta lance that thing, I didn't think he'd do it RIGHT THEN!
Plastic_Duck:
"Oh, yeah. Right there. That's the spot."
Tuckers_Brother:
I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!
Itzart:
Damn, I always forget where I parked.
Itzart:
Tinkerbell is here to lead you to my peter.
Itzart:
My first job was as a hologram doctor on a starship. My second job... I was moved to the recreation deck, where I-- I'd rather not talk about that job.
AdExtremum729:
Meanwhile at Neverland Ranch...
windsong27:
Ha ha ha. You were a pit crewman for David Hasselhoff? I thought all these folks were still doing hard time.
windsong27:
The Dukes of Hazzard made a wrong turn at Birmingham and found themselves on the firing range at the local army base.