Amon:
"Run, Forrest!!!"
Artanas:
Steven Speilberg's 29 hour epic miniseries Walking now concludes... "Almost... there..."
Artanas:
"Hey you, ever danced with my doodads in the pale moonlight? Wouldja like to?"
Amon:
Meanwhile, outside stately Wayne Manor, Jack Napier managed to sieze all Bruce Wayne's posessions in a hostile take-over.
Amon:
Why not just eat the damn green bean, instead of sucking all the contents out?
Tin_God:
"Jesus Christ! Put it back on! Put it back on!"
Tin_God:
"Ironically enough, Sonny was actually under consideration for a starring role in the George of the Jungle movie."
Amon:
"Admit it. You want to climb Mount Napier, don't ya?"
Amon:
"I can hear the baby! And he sounds angry! He's actually growling at me!" "Steve. I'm not pregnant. I'm hungry!"
Tin_God:
You know you're in trouble when becoming the Joker actually *improves* your fashion sense.
Amon:
PUMAT of Jack Nicholson, Kevin Costner and Squiggy. Mostly Jack Nicholson, though.
Amon:
Do you see two people about to kiss, or an hourglass?
Tin_God:
"So, you say you can really tell the future by reading the bumps on my breasts?" "Yup." "What do they say?" "Well... how do you feel about cancer?"
Tin_God:
"You ordered the High School Double, Mr. Sheen?"
Amon:
Try as she might, Shelley Hack couldn't run away from her performance as Tiffany Welles on "Charlie's Angels."
Tin_God:
"I see you've pretty much given up any hope of the basement draining on its own."
Amon:
They really could have done better effects for "Titanic."
blaacksheep:
"There's no place like home. There's NO place like home..."