windsong27:
Dang safety razor. Close comfortable shave, my ass!
holenozone:
Where will you be when your diarhea returns?
wd40:
I can hold my breath for two hours while tying knots in cherry stems... I was quite popular in prison.
wd40:
Ah, the tragic lives of the unsubtle tranferrence patients. Perhaps if I offer him an M&M he'll shut up and go back to his self abuse.
wd40:
Tough guys wear Regis Philbins clothing styles!
wd40:
"Shut up!" - "No, you Shut up!" "Shut up!" - "No, you Shut up!" "Shut up!" - "No, you Shut up!" "Shut up!" - "No, you Shut up!"
Datazoid1701:
THIS time I'm shooting myself in the foot when it is NOT in my mouth.
TheAdmiral:
.oO Wait a minute... policemen don't wear velcro pants..."YOU GUYS!!!"
The_Seer:
"Mr. Hasselhoff, just because you now work for FTD doesn't mean you need to wear gold tights and wings when you deliver the flowers."
Xengal:
"Ok, who changed the feed to the outer security camera to the nude sports channel?"
Name_Namerson:
"When Bushes Attack" on the Fox lineup this Tuesday.
Name_Namerson:
So Joe Pesci is about 'here' in stature when standing next to you?
delany:
Phew! Talk about a long wait to see a dentist!
Stamole214:
Oh! My pacemaker... I knew I shouldn't have used that microwave!
BoredomBunny:
Oscar the Grouch: Dead at 35
TyranosaurisRex:
Take it easy on the snap crackle pop routine. I've got a hangover.
BoredomBunny:
But I have to touch you here first... to make it official...
BoredomBunny:
The last thing a lobster sees