Amon:
Around The Galaxy In 80 Light Years.
LHGuard:
If I keep doing this... eventually you will turn to stone.
Loodvig:
Looks like Chekov went to bed at 1 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 1.
GersonK:
"And you'll stay in here and think about what you did. It's gonna take me all day to get that peanut butter out of the warp core."
GersonK:
*bzzzt* "Stupid wrenched ankle."
twilight23:
Oh, finally I get one babe that the Keptin hasn't deflowered.
GersonK:
Why is Chekov suddenly getting ladies? Two words: elevator shoes.
twilight23:
The Sonny and Cher of the 23rd century.
cscott:
"What do you mean that I've been in too many fights? I'm not ready to retire yet! I'm the champ!!!"
Amon:
"I won't say anything if you don't..."
Amon:
Well, at least no one is going to die.
cscott:
"Damn! Quick, Spock. Get a red shirt on him!!!"
Amon:
"Bug off, Spock! I saw her first!"
cscott:
"Y'know, Spock. I don't know what those alien hippies were so upset about. I probably ate a half dozen of those poison acid fruits and I feel... wooah..."
Agrijag:
A Pac-Man monster?? In SPACE??
fut:
I thought it was Star Trek, not Dark Shadows!
MarionneBlack:
Intergalactic Cheese Puffs!
MarionneBlack:
History time for Sulu and Chekov. "Honest Abe, Kiptin?" "You get a gold star, Chekov."