E_the_E:
"Come to think of it, it is quite funny that you tried murdering all of us! Ha-ha-ha!"
MST4000:
"Captain, my biggest fantasy involves Kim Catrall."
MST4000:
"So, Captain, how were the Swedish fish?" "STEWARDESSES, Spock. Swedish stewardesses."
MST4000:
Now floating above us in tiny ashes.
Ragbot:
"I lost 10 pounds." "What did you do, invest in the British stock market?"
teambanzai:
Aw crap I think I locked my keys in the ship. Nice going, rug man. Do you have any idea how long it will take AAA to get out here?
BurkeDevlin:
"Please sir, no more Academy stories. I BELIEVE you kicked Finnegan's butt, now can we just drop it?"
questor:
This week on "This Old Dungeon" Spock checks the mortar in the rumpus room for repointing.
LuvBJones:
Starfleet Drama Club presents: The Piano
144b:
Hold still, or you're mess up my knife thowing act.
cdmesser:
Somebody check for me. Are there two big red hands on Spock's smock?
suggs:
"Well, there goes our baby. Her first prom. I... I... I need a tissue..."
BurkeDevlin:
Spock's Mug Shot, taken after the drunken Shore Leave on Donaldduckus IV where Kirk ended up with his first tatoo.
BurkeDevlin:
"Please, please!! Can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee." "Certainly, however it would be only logical to ask you to show me the cup of coffee first."
LukeSWhite:
Just like the Grim Reaper to interrupt a nice chat.
questor:
Pocketsquare's folded? Check!
Soozcat:
Great, now they've accidentally wandered onto the set of "Logan's Run." Who wants to lay odds they end up in "Barbarella?"
questor:
What a funny guy, Mr. President..going to a press conference in your bath robe.