Enapov:
A saturn targets Shatner for execution, the sniper rifles pin point their target.
Soozcat:
"I haff ze keys at last! Nuclear wessels, my sveet Soviet tuckus, I go for joyride and buzz Kremlin! Beheheheheheh."
Toob:
I haven't made a Star Trek movie in a while. Can I wash your windshield for a quarter?
Starluck:
There's not really a Vulcan in my car, there's not really a Vulcan in my car, there's not really a...
Starluck:
There's a Vulcan in my car, don't panic, just roll down the window and he'll fly out...
BurkeDevlin:
"Yesiree Bob, whales are my religion. Some people think I'm strange, but I'm only trying to save the world. Help yourself to the tofu in back."
girly_girl:
I really do have to get up early. Sure ya do. Just get out, you jerk.
NurseNoir:
o/^ Rrrrred wigglers, the cadillac of worms! o/^
tree_hugger:
Just finishing up the last humpback whale sandwich
girly_girl:
Come on, Grandma. You know that you're not supposed to leave the home without permission.
tree_hugger:
I need... help... with my... bib
Mr_Grant:
--Prime thing! --Thing primed! --Load thing! --Thing loaded, SIR!
DiscoBoy:
"Respect my authori-tay!"
Enapov:
A moment of sexual joy ages Spock 152 years!
Nyssa23:
Oh, come on. Gerard Depardieu as Miles Standish? You have *got* to be kidding...
rick12string:
"Oh... my widdle Spockie-Doo... it just happens sometimes... but those ears... oh my widdle Spockie-Nooks!!"
robofreak:
"Hmmm.... third nipple or nubbin?"
anti_hero:
So I said... "Blowjob cap? ...hmm, why not!"