MoldyLouWho:
"I can't believe they don't have no Jell-o puddin'. A five, friggin' year mission and no puddin'. 'sup wit dat?!?!"
AntiChristmas:
"MOOOM! I got some f*cked up Sea Monkeys!"
LuvBJones:
"Ooh, my briefs are bunchin'." *squirm* *wiggle*
amycamus:
"Are we not men? We are Christopher Atkins-es."
LightningJoe:
It took Star Fleet years to figure out that red shirts drive aliens crazy.
r0der1ck:
Little-known Star Trek trivia: Spock often pocketed other officers' lighters and door passes when leaving the table.
matrix29:
Kirk: "Move aside Bones. It's a monster. It killed 4 crewmen." McCoy: "Wrong. There was 4 on the planet and 3 people on the ship it killed." Kirk: "Whatever."
BurkeDevlin:
"How do you do, Dr. Leicester, was it?" "No, just Lester. This ain't a BBC show, you know."
emma_peel:
"Put her in the cage with all the others!"
cscott:
It was then that I began to doubt the wisdom of getting married at the convention...
alexgariepy:
The first indicator to McCoy that something's not right with Kirk: "I'm not pouting, you are!"
cambria36:
I swear on Ma's grave, my little brother Joey here ain't never had a scrape with the law in his life.
cambria36:
You wanted pane, Kirk. I give you pane.
cambria36:
My secretary; that's a euphymism for that broad over there!
lowellt:
"Well, what have we learned, gentlemen? I think that time travel is best left to Michael J. Fox and Mr. Peabody."
rickubis:
"Ho, Musketeers! One for all, and all for one!" "I don't know. 3 of us on one ho.… that's pretty nasty, even for us."
cambria36:
When I told Scotty to beam me into some beaver, this ain't what I had in mind.
amycamus:
"'Come on baby, invent my fire'"??? Are you kidding me or what?"