samjacinto:
Great! I bring two redshirts and which one gets the axe? Now I have to hit on one of the alien chicks!
Storm_Hunter:
Will you two PLEASE excuse me!!! I'm trying to take a shit here!!!
skilledartisanrat:
Mom won't let me come out and play 'til I finish cleaning my room!
delany:
Hey! That pinch thing really works!
delany:
I bet you somebody, somewhere, has this for their wallpaper.
delany:
Hey! What's that! BONK! Sucker!
samjacinto:
Okay, but nipple rings are not my specialty.
edeo:
Special guest appearance by Dustin "Screech" Diamond
BBOT:
-Nice- Caboose er... Welcome aboard.
skilledartisanrat:
The Captain Kirk Face-Meld
samjacinto:
We forgot to tell you, Captain. In our galaxy the male is the one to reproduce.
skilledartisanrat:
Meanwhile, over on the Starship Valdez...
delany:
Getting a gay alien drunk: Priceless..
skilledartisanrat:
Checkmate... I think. Hell, even I don't know how it works.
BBOT:
That girl in the window looks just like me...
skilledartisanrat:
Too late, buddy... Kirk was already there.
samjacinto:
You want me to take off my belt and hit you where? What have these creatures been teaching you?!!!
BBOT:
Hmm... What would Kirk do? Oh yeah, I'm doing it.