ZadetheElf:
Everyone keep your eyes on your own test!
doublestuf:
Captain's Log: Mysterious black & white butt prints all over the Enterprise.
UncleDeath:
...and soon to be married...
Amon:
"You really need to learn how to use a flour sifter."
TheRealTorgo:
So, if he is like that all the way down, is one side of his penis longer than the other?
Nemo2342:
I'm sorry we lost the tater tots, Jabba, but even I get boarded sometimes
402:
.oO(What did the Lieutenant say... lock your knees and hold your breath?)
RodRocket:
And Billy Zane gives Nimoy a standing-o!
Loodvig:
...like an unopened blank MiniDisc.
402:
"Your schwartz is bigger than mine."
RodRocket:
Laserium presents Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon"
quickdraw:
I'm always uncomfortable seeing the words "Peter" and "Berger" in the same sentence.
keogh:
"To give you my pudding, an enjoyable and sweet dessert item, for your fried chicken, clearly an entree, is not logical."
Vicious:
"That is illogical, Captain! You know very well the dog did it!"
YingYang:
"I'll just pretend you didn't call me a pompous shit-faced motherfucker and continue with the interview..."
YingYang:
Julie Hagerty tries her hardest to stop from laughing when Kirk takes off his clothes...
YingYang:
Kirk's Blow-up Wanda springs a leak...
JoeCrow:
Here... I told ya' I'd have your daughter back by 11:00