Chinpokomon:
"Welcome to McRomulans. Can I take your order?" "Um, where's your bathroom?" "Bathrooms are for customers only!"
BurkeDevlin:
"Captain, do you mind taking your phone call on audio? It's hard to steer the ship when you're using up the main screen."
BurkeDevlin:
Her wedding gown is exqisite.
Milleni_Amon:
"As Chief Engineer, I reserve the right of Prima Nuptia. I will bless this union, just as in the days of old England."
YTorgK:
How long has my fly been open?
Lykanthropus:
Captain, someone has ignited Doctor McCoy and fired him out the airlock - oh, and there's a giant fried egg here if anybody wants some...
teambanzai:
Gretsky passes to Spock, Spock shoots... He scores!
amycamus:
"Must... get... to central control... of the Artist's lair! Must... stop... rampant playing of '1999'!"
BurkeDevlin:
Consoling widows is one of the more pleasant parts of this job.