Artanas:
"She'iff?" "Yeah?" "Just checking" "Ah" "She'iff" "What?" "Those are some nice slacks" "Thank you Earl" *wocka chicka wocka chicka*
HanoverF:
Sadly Norm McDonald now stands outside of David Lettermans stalker's house, and claims they're married.
Laserblast:
Another slow Saturday night, so Susie decides to rack up another $150 on the N'Sync hotline.
MirandaRamsey:
"Erotic, yes. Uncomfortable, yes. Anyway..."
animebabe:
"Engage? what the hell??"
animebabe:
"Whenever I get scared.. I just sing a little song to myself... oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...."
tedj:
Where'd ya think hamburgers came from, little girl? We grind up cows! Don't they teach you anything in school?
Lowking:
Hey, don't laugh! Count Chocula made the double chin famous.
Gnasche:
"By the time he finally got there, Quinn, the Eskimo's arrival had been so hyped, that not a single person jumped for joy.
cscott:
"I believe 'getting intimate' is a more appropriate phrase than the word you used, Doctor... and yes, he probably is... right about now, I'd say..."
major7:
Kirk gets drunk and suggests Uhura replace her bra with some koogle while Rob Halford, Brad Depp & Ricky Martin gaze on gayly
captcap:
"Ok, who wants a faggot?"
SunSinner:
You totally suck at Scrabble, dude.
WizzoButter:
"I vill be ze Olympic Spitting-Out-Of-A-Car-Vindow champion if it kills me!"
rickubis:
I was alone in ze deep blue ocean. So, I left off zee fart. Zee beautiful fart bubble lazily rose to zee surface.
GersonK:
"So, my paper clearly proves, pie are not only squared, but delicious! Heh, heh, I love that one"
Bigstupid:
"No I'LL drive. If YOU drive, you'll have the drive-thru speaker side and order something I don't want." "You can't live on Jumbo Jacks forever."
DavidVader:
"Jim, I'm prescribing for you a real uniform. Not this pansy-ass, candy-apple satin thing you picked up on Planet Fag."