YibbleGuy:
"Five centuries of exponential leaps in medical science. Nanosurgery. Replication. Organ regeneration. And the best thing you can give me for THIS is still 'Take two Midol'?!?!?!?"
meqal:
I'm not sure how it happen Commander but Kira has space crabs.
JohnSteed:
The new "Yeast Infection Kira" action figure!
HelenServo:
One's a balding Bajoran security officer, the other...is one too. Together they fight crime. This fall on UPN, it's "Bald & Beige".
JohnSteed:
"I've got mace, Play-Doh."
Cyberbeast:
"What did the five genetically enhanced fingers say to the face? *SLAP* I'm Julian Bashir, bitch!"
Dita_DuPave:
Bashir goes into his wind-up!
Coakley:
"Still learning 'How Not To Be Seen,' Doctor?"
"...Shut up."
elKapitan:
*PUNCH* "You're LATE for your scheduled appointment mother f#@*er!"
TheDiva:
"There's a $30 co-pay, bitch!"
Cyberbeast:
"And then I said, 'I'm Jadzia Dax, bitch'. Quark almost shit himself, it was hysterical."
Cyberbeast:
Somewhere between the TV and my brain, this message always turns into "Cool shit coming up, stay tuned!"
gleeb:
Due to the inconsistent nature of the typography, viewer discretion is advised.
Cyberbeast:
Here's a phrase that's heard more often than you might think in an ER. "How the hell did he get *that* up his ass?"
gleeb:
"Anyone know where this thing goes?"