alanscott:
I wanna see Elvis in fifteen minutes, or I star droppin' hostages!!!
alanscott:
I know you voted for Al Gore! I just wanna hear you say it, COMMIE!!!
philip513:
Ladies, Dionne-Dionne is a beautician not a magician!
PilgrimVolGsngMan:
"Listen, lady, I only came to yer stupid time-share seminar for the free tickets to Reno. So fork 'em over..."
gowest:
Get your ass back here Grandma
Mr_Grant:
The Mars Rover is WAY off course.
Mr_Grant:
Blinded when they looked at Buffoon's ex-wife with night-vision goggles.
DiscoBoy:
"Oooh! Look at this ballot! Doesn't it have just the cutest little dimples?"
Mr_Grant:
Hey everybody, let's have office OUTSIDE today!
Helen_Servo:
Come on just one more page of nude robots. Miss Rusty is supposed to be in this issue
Generik:
Baby-sniffing is one addiction that can be fairly easily dealt with, if it's caught in time...
Mr_Grant:
New Chocolate Eucharists, from the new, hip Catholic Church! Roman Catholicism®: it's not just for Inquisitions anymore!
Generik:
"Obscure reference." "Witty retort, acknowledging reference." "Ironic answer, off on a different tanget." "Summation, tying up original reference and tangent."
rickubis:
This women was popular in this neighborhood, but mostly because she had 3 pussys.
Generik:
Bruce Willis talks to the supply sergeant about explosives... "I got a lot of movies that need to be made..."
Generik:
But do they have stories about *chads*? I want to see some stories about chads!!
Generik:
"Miss Witherspoon, I'd like you to see how *I* eat a Reese's..."
GeorgeDubya:
"I'd like to do a little imitation for you.... * PANT, PANT!* That, was a pair of pants. Thank you. I'll be here all week."