DiscoBoy:
Why potheads shouldn't tell campfire stories -- "...and there, on the handle, was a hooka!"
Agent_Moldy:
.oO{I specifically said no marshmallows in my cocoa!} *pushes Spock eraser button*
YingYang:
They're fashioning a diaphragm for Uhura using chicken... pepper... corn...
amycamus:
"Damn! It didn't get in my face! I'm suing Carl's Jr.!"
Saltydog:
.oO(God, my head...I'll never do that again. But at least now I know what's under their kilts.)
GlitterRock:
"Mommy said I can be a princess all day today."
Soozcat:
Inspiration strikes everyone. "Hey, this could be a bong!" If only it left some people alone.
rickubis:
what a piece of crap. This is the last time I buy a vehicle named after a cartoon character.
Nos4a2001:
...or just hit 'Refresh This!'
amycamus:
New from FOX: "Temptation Prison Cell"
NickDanger:
It's the Blair Witch! Of course, when the lights come up you find out it's just Fairuza Balk.
Nos4a2001:
Perhaps the Fasion Police are a bit too well equipped.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The F-18 Hornet. Raconteur. Bon vivant. Rodeo clown.
Lalladil:
"And what would you like for Saturnalia, little boy?"
DiscoBoy:
Can't get that Elton John classic out of his head: o/~ "Hold me closer, Tony Danza...." o/~
DiscoBoy:
His crotch is so big, he has Alaskan King Crabs.
Mr_Grant:
Michael Hurst IS 'Ariel' IN "Jake Tempest: Action Wood Sprite."
MrAtomik:
its lovely, such beautiful colors, yes a rare plume indeed... it will make such a great barfing feather