Enapov:
NOSEBLEED! NOSEBLEED!
E_B_A:
Everyone loved Suzy and her mutant power arm.
Enapov:
Seen here briefly in the background, the Men in Black commence to do a "flashy thing"
elKapitan:
Oh crap, are the Bolsheviks in California now too?
Agent_Moldy:
It made them giggle, that's for sure, but Dave and Bob just couldn't understand why throwing popcorn in Mary Lou's hair didn't score either of them a date with her.
Generik:
"So tell me again... how can you tell when the president lies? "You can see his lips moving." "You mean the chimp-lips?" "Those are the ones."
elKapitan:
The line for people trying to run for governor of California.
E_B_A:
Jane found a very orderly mosh pit. No one was hurt but one member was nearly bored to death.
Moatas:
"You know, when he was alive, no one wanted to see him, but now that he's dead, they all want to make sure."
E_B_A:
"You're leering at my bowtie, aren't you? Smith, this is sexual harassment AND I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT!"
Enapov:
No I think you're a fine boy, I just don't care for brunettes...
Moatas:
"Bob... what's a 'hummer'?"
UnReality:
"Without my magic bowtie, I am nothing."
Moatas:
"Me and the lads will be heading back to England, your honorshipness."
E_B_A:
"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to die!""Errr... okay... thank you for your testimony, sir."
Agent_Moldy:
Gray Davis orders a hit on celebrity whiner Tim Robbins -- recall election cancelled.
Enapov:
I got the ching ching for the bling bling...
UnReality:
"But, your Honor, I was just talkin' 'bout Chyaffd."