ccfreak:
So it would be about an hour if it was narrated by someone who spoke normally.
Cerg:
"Did you see your friend explode after swallowing pop rocks? Do you wear a flea collar? Ever thought you were a duck?"
CaptZero:
Call your genital herpes advisor now! 10 minutes free!
JoeCrow:
"A fellow can get used to almost anything. I once ate a woodchuck."
Flanker:
"Okay. We are here." "How did you know that?" "I read the script." "Oh."
Hippie:
"Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I seeeee..."
Seltaeb:
On each side of the debate tonight: A really old guy and a dodge ball.
Jazzsoda:
"I have a dream... that one day, America will live out the true meaning of it's creed. And, I will drive a huge robotic spider and rule the peasants with fear."
Flanker:
This always happens at the Car Rodeo with old timer Billy Slater.
Occupant:
At home with Tim McVeigh.
Flanker:
"Did you ever set Marlon Brando on fire? Have you ever avioded a cheeseburger because of ketchup? Are you a male lesbian?"
AgentQ:
31 Great Hits, including "You dropped an Anvil on Me," "You Stuck a Knife in My Ear," and "You Threw a Toaster in My Bathtub."
quickdraw:
You must see this film. You have no choice. Hollywood says so.
Jazzsoda:
Works of art? Nah! We hacked up Da Vinci's corpse with a jigsaw! Call quick, they're going fast!
Beedo:
(l-r) Charles de Gaulle, Ebeneezer Scrooge, Heinrich Himmler, Colonel Mustard, Hello Nurse, Lucille Ball, and Rondo Hatton.
keogh:
"The intrepid British explorer pressed on, heedless of his personal safety..." "Harold! Have you finished cutting the weeds?" "He is beset by a vicious pygmy..."
keogh:
He must commit his genius to paper, not for glory, but tht future generations might undestand his genius..." "Harold! Rub my feet!" "...and patience."
keogh:
"He knows the treasure must be hidden, else bandits may raid the camp..." "Harold! Have you thrown out that hideous old punch bowl yet?" "...they approach!"