Artanas:
"Arrrrr, look at that fine tub of shillings me mateys!" "Dad! Please!" "So! Mutiny aye? It'll be the plank with ya!" "Forget your medications again Dad?"
AgentQ:
The face that sank 1000 ships.
Jazzsoda:
*snake charmer music*
keogh:
"So I feel like I can never be intimate with a wo--hey! You're Sigmund Freud! Wh-?" "No, no." "Yes, you are, ya lying bastard!""It's all in your mind." "SEE?"
Artanas:
"No! My Ho-Ho's! Mine!"
Beedo:
"'JOUST?!' You call this an entertainment center?!"
Jazzsoda:
"Herro! I am the gatekeeper! If on the way to see Ned Nedmiller you be, you must answer me my questions three!" "Yes, yes, and no." "Shit! Go on in then."
Hippie:
*THWUNK!* "Shit! Toby?!? TOBY!!! Look out, boys, they perfected the spear! This fight's gettin' a bit rougher to bag those bad carp!"
Flanker:
Cul Gulager, Hal 9000, Nathan Lane, and Robin Williams in "Apocalypse Now: The Musical", on a very bizarre "You're Shittin' Me Theater."
Flanker:
Hell, I could get that kind of cleaning with a belt sander for way less money.
Hippie:
If you can get the fish to wear them, more power to you!
Jazzsoda:
Mr. Trout, what do YOU think of the Banjo system? "*pause* ...no sir, I don't like it."
Psyko:
"Good morning, Mr. Claus. Your mission, should you choose to accept it..." *bizzare Jingle Bells/Mission Impossible remix here*
BuckFifty:
"And to prove my point, you can see the alien spacecraft right here behind me..."
Tumbler:
Auditions for morning TV.
TravisBickle:
Paramount Pictures presents "Titanic," due out sometime in the next decade.
TravisBickle:
John Lithgow in "The Janet Reno Story."
AgentQ:
Tonight on "Romulan Businessman..."