JoeCrow:
Mind your own damn business Spock, what I do with an intern is up to me
Gnasche:
Kirk gives a knowing smirk as his VCR in his quarters begins taping Emeril Live.
LizardQueen:
Captain! for the last time, there's no such thing as the BoogieMan!
BuckFifty:
"Wanna find out why they call me 'Bronco Bill'? Be 8 seconds of your life you'll never forget..."
BuckFifty:
A failure at the Academy, Zarley attempts to spontaniously combust to protest 'the man's' standardized methods of testing.
quickdraw:
"You'll have to pry this toupee from my cold dead fingers!!!"
JoeCrow:
Spock loves payday, all those quarters in to the Captains vibrating chair
Maldemar:
"What do you think, Jim?" "Hmm. Let's hear him run through that Hamlet bit again."
Gnasche:
The episode had to be finished by bringing in Ed Wood's dentist's chiropractor.
Captain_Scott:
"I'm sorry, baby, I just say those things cause I'm afraid of losin ya'"
Pariah:
I don't CARE if all the other Star Fleet captains are disobeying the Prime Directive! You march right out here and correct the time-space continuum, young man!
Gnasche:
"Ain't dat a bitch?" *crew roars with laughter* *freeze frame* *cue credits*