Indomitus:
"Hang on. I'm channelling a Dodgers game..."
Vorvon:
"Pa! Pa! My beer can started talkin!"
amycamus:
Through a glass, dimly.
Indomitus:
"Rosie O'Donnell's on TV, Martha! Get the gun!"
toy_yoda:
"Dear Mom... in another shitty movie... love Rosemary."
quickdraw:
This is the BBC. It's just gone 8:00 and time for the penguin on top of your television set to go out and mug someone."
screaming_fist:
They found her in the North Woods, exhausted, clutching her maglite and pokemon cards.
Loodvig:
"...is that Skynard I hear?"
Tumbler:
Two cowpokes take a leak by a pick up truck outside a bar - Tell me if you've heard this one before - anyway ... the one with the wet boots turns and says to the...
Indomitus:
And here, we see that the Shin Bone is in actuality connected to the Neck Bone.
Indomitus:
Twins with Crazy Nipples Yellow Chimpanzees? .com? Over 18 only, right?
Indomitus:
This must be what you'd find at Twins with Crazy Nipples Yellow Chimpanzees... .com.
sil3nce:
"Moshing is just as fun *without* the music and the crowd when you're insane!"
screechco:
You will be assimilated into the greeting card collective.
porpoise:
"On this planet, we always hold the part of our body that gives us the most embarrassment."