E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
Yes, sex can be something like that.
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
Yes, little Grimy was fitting in quite nicely. The other kids were taking an active interest in him... "Hey, who's the hairy guy?" "Stop staring, Jody, it's impolite!"
GersonK:
"This new five year plan will mean many hardships. Reindeer will be eaten. Elves will be buried..."
Melrunoverbyreindrick:
Numchucks, a bowie knife, a 12 gage, damn, getting gifts for Ted Nugent is getting harder each year."
JingleHo:
A story about death, destruction, genocide and complete extinction. "The End" has been brought to you by Dubya's trigger finger.
klutzka:
Shlameel, Shlamaazel! ... Haasenphefer Incorparated! ... Were gonna do it.
mrv3000:
"Where's my gun?"
klutzka:
No thank's. I only smoke Pentathol's.
Capper_Yakra:
Ether, the other smaller cyanide in new easy to tote cannisters...
JingleHo:
"I am de ghost of Three Amigos past..."
JingleHo:
Hoop earings... OF THE GODS!
JingleHo:
OR... "I'm standing here, at the very nipple of the world, where archaeologists have made a startling discovery..."