Tommysdad:
Bird: "Doc, ya gotta do somethin'; this wart on my ass is drivin' me crazy!"
Dr4ster:
Cinnamon Swirl Man activates the X-Phone, as drawn by our president
Dr4ster:
AKA "Children of a Lesser Sequel"
mst3miKi:
"Cherries flambee... exploded... cherries everywhere..."
mst3miKi:
"For when you want to numb the pain of your depressing, meaningless, droning, everyday life."
JingleHo:
"Here. Take this... but don't eat it." *this caption was made from 100% recycled materials*
JingleHo:
"My knee hurts. Must be gettin ready to rain." / "Yup. My thing is all flacid and limp. Must be tuesday."
JingleHo:
Digging in his mother's sock drawer, it was only a matter of time before Tommy found... it.
JingleHo:
"Tommy, I want you to bring something to me. It's at the bottom of my sock drawer." *Tommy faints*
Litewinger:
"I...... I......" "Yes Mother?" "I need a smoke."
mrv3000:
Now that's a meat-based face.
mrv3000:
"Hey, what the... this is the crappiest internet porn I've ever seen!"