GotMilk:
"Ossifer, a pink elephant ran away with the new year's baby. In a magic lampshade. *hic*." 'You've been playing with Uncle Hallucination again, haven't you?'
El_Kapitan:
Not very many people know that there were actually four wisemen. The fourth one, as depicted here, got lost in the desert.
Nyssa23:
"What a beautiful day. On days like today, I always like to compose poetry..." "The Hollywood location scouts are here!" "*clears throat* How."
El_Kapitan:
"It's so frickin' hot Akmed. You'd think we'd be able to start a frickin' fire already!!"
Crowjunkie:
This tribe wasn't know for their Rain Dancing skills.
mrv3000:
Well then my life would be complete and utter bliss. The epitome of nirvana.
Halfmech:
Because, folks, let's face it: aren't _all_ Mondays just a big wide hole in the universe sucking you away into uncharted depths of despair and violence?
Halfmech:
It's a little-known fact that Constructicons become useless in the fog.
Halfmech:
"Darth Vader killed your father, Luke. Trust us on this."
freedom5:
"Uh...... Doctor....... It doesnt hurt.... there..."
TyranosaurisRex:
Ralph Nader demonstrates his "safe at any speed" vehicle.
DangerKitty:
A piece of gum tries to make out with a walking stick...