gleeb:
...panic and squeal like little schoolgirls!
Matteus:
Scientists speculate over varying theories of how Detroit came to exist...
Angel_Noir:
buy lots and lots of cheese. Yes, cheese. For, you see, the commies hate cheese. Hate it like the black death. I-Hey! Wait! No, I don't work for Velveeta. Give me back that typewri-
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Brought to you by 3M. When it all falls out, who you gonna get your duct tape from? 3M, bee-yotch!
The_Gray_Zombie:
Yea, I seen stars go super nova. Seen them go chevy nova a few times, too.
The_Gray_Zombie:
The Unarius Society Welcomes our Space Brothers! (Yeah, like Space Aliens would really visit El Cajon California)
gleeb:
Yeah, I'm sure that's how you got crabs...
MSTzilla:
"mmmffff. mmmfffff. mffffff." "Honey, where's your father?"
MilkboxLarry:
Sand... Now in new "Polluted Jersey Shore" flavor...
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
and when there was no craw-dad, we ate sand...
MSTzilla:
"I have to simplify my masterbation ritual."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Harold travelled all over the country with his purple crayon.